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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 1:17




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HeY cUTie

If you have sex with a lemon
Do you get lemon-aids?

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 1:25




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I'd like to know how I... have you seen a lemon ? it's so tiny-tiny

No WAY my dick can fit

So I just proved you wrong babygirl

I don't stick my dick in everything

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 11:03




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SMALL

Maybe I should send you a dick pic

Do you want one, BABYGIRL ?

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 13:48




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Why do you want to make me cry so bad

I love you my glittery poney girl

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 15:36




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Oh babe thats the sweetest thing you ever said to me

I wanna have kids with you <3333

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 15:47




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Smooth

Who's Irak ? Your ex ? Strange name...

I'm a lizard they can grow back sweetheart

But I'm your medal <3333

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 15:54




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A DOG A DOG

Can I see him ?? He seems sooo cool

But all god's creatures are made of beauty baby

And I'm in Vanity Fair's top 10 most attractive british men

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 16:12




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CAN I BE HIS FRIEND ? CAN I PET HIM

Whats his cute doggo name

K next time I see him he'll see your mean ass text

Wanna see my wife ??






asshole

Click and Hold to View


you're gonna see her anyway


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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 16:46




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1000$ and you let me pet him

Shitty name buddy 'ice cream' would have been better

Thats not nice, he has a heart you know

Still not making me love you less pumpkin <33

She wants to see your face before leaving me for good

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 18:23




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NOT MY FACE !!! Without my pretty features I can't make money, and without money I'll have to ask my parents for it and they're bitches

I'll ask him next time baby

Ok buddy we have to stop talking

SHE SAID 'DILF MATERIAL' WHILE LOOKING AT YOU

You fucking wife stealer

Good luck dealing with her, she's a pain in the ass anyway

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 22:07




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No one is imune to my beauty babygirl

Well you're old enough to be a dad

AND A DADDY

Obvi she has, but still

I'm mad at you for winning her heart with a fucking picture

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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 22:47




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A TWINK

Stop being mad because of my good looks, my inner beauty and the fact that I'm hella rich and a cutiepie

And stop being sad over the fact that you're old, grey and all of that stuff

Life ain't fair buddy

OH SPANK ME INSTEAD DADDY

...i'm a real man, I went to jail once






ASSHOLE

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she said 'keep going'


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message posté : Dim 18 Juin - 23:06




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SWEET LORD

ONLY ONCE AND IT WAS WITH THE SAME GUY OK

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YOU CAN'T DELETE YOU MORON

But yeah sure, my butt is waiting

Can I spank yours too ? I love your round cheeks

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message posté : Lun 19 Juin - 11:22




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Oh boy

I think you have a huge crush on me

Don't be afraid, everyone has

YOU CAN'T DELETE YOU MORON

... pls don't die because of our Romeo and Juliet love my sweet baby girl

So you can touch mine... BUT I CANT TOUCH YOURS ? There's no equality left in this world

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message posté : Mar 20 Juin - 0:43




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that's fine, no need to hide it

I read in you as in a open book

No one has to know about this... Not even soldier

I can sneak out at night with a bottle of wine if you want

Food and all

And make out all night

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message posté : Mar 20 Juin - 2:15




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OH SWEET SUGARY LORD

And where's your place ?

I don't like leather on my skin

It's very sensitive you know

Silk is way better

And I'm never going to be ready for 10pm, it takes me hours to get pretty and worth banging

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message posté : Mar 20 Juin - 14:04




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I DONT KNOW WHY SILK

And you use your hand to spank

W/ a belt it's just too much for my charming body

... fuck you

Well I need a really long bath with some champagne and cigs, then to choose what Im gonna wear SO YES SORRY IT TAKES TIME TO BE FAB

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message posté : Mer 21 Juin - 11:31




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I hate you

My skin is the fucking definition of perfection

I'm not a fuckboy darling, I just like it soft

Well that's how I get ready for a date since... since forever. How do you get ready for a date ???

DID YOU EVER WENT ON A DATE ?????

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message posté : Ven 23 Juin - 0:17




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A GIRL TOLD ME ONCE I WAS PERFECT OK

I like soft spanking, it's better I swear. I still got bruises on my butt cheeks bc of that...

Oh, you get a present for your date only... when you go on a date ? I offer things to my wife every single day, even when we're just... x files and chill

Truth to be told, I never went on a date before my wife, I do hook up at parties mostly

TELL ME

Boy or girl ? Only one date because you're creepy af, or you had the chance of a second one ? (DO YOU SLEEP WITH THE PERSON ON THE FIRST DATE ?)

(And let's go to that cheesy and classy thing you know, where people dance and we all received an invitation)

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